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		<title>Selective Catalytic Reduction For Flower Plants</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kathy Jhones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Selective catalytic reduction is the process used to lessen NOx emissions hence controlling air pollution rates. The process involves the conversion of emissions into water and nitrogen gas. The process uses a catalyst in the form of ammonia or air, which is injected into the exhaust pipes hence holding the NOx gases. Once the gases have mixed thoroughly as the emissions pass through the catalytic bed NOx is reduced. The catalysts used are only meant to reduce the NOx but do not affect it. The by-product resulting from the reaction between urea and the emissions is carbon dioxide. Selective catalytic reduction usually reduces NOx emissions by 70 to 95%.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Selective catalytic reduction is the process used to lessen NOx emissions hence controlling air pollution rates. The process involves the conversion of emissions into water and nitrogen gas. The process uses a catalyst in the form of ammonia or air, which is injected into the exhaust pipes hence holding the NOx gases. Once the gases have mixed thoroughly as the emissions pass through the catalytic bed NOx is reduced. The catalysts used are only meant to reduce the NOx but do not affect it. The by-product resulting from the reaction between urea and the emissions is carbon dioxide. Selective catalytic reduction usually reduces NOx emissions by 70 to 95%.</p>
<p>Power plants usually discharge huge volumes of the NOx gases as the power that is used is acquired from ignition of fuels. With this technique, these emissions have been reduced considerably. The process is made up of the reactor chamber, the catalyst bed, which holds the catalyst modules as well as an Ammonia injection grid system.</p>
<p>The moment the Ammonia steam gets fed into the exhaust pipes containing the emissions, it then passes all the way through the catalyts . This reduces the oxides of Oxygen as well as the toxic Nitrogen gas. This system makes use iof Urea, aqueous Ammonia together with anhydrous ammonia. Though all the catalysts used have their own disadvantages, urea is more popular. This technique has been accredited for its capability in reducing these toxic emissions at a great percentage.</p>
<p>Although the technique helps in elimination of a large percentage of harmful emissions, it has one major disadvantage. This is known as ammonia slips which releases unused ammonia from the system. This happens if proper maintenance of the necessary temperature is not carried out once the ammonia is injected into the reaction chamber. There have also been cases of ammonium sulfate and bisulphate emissions from these systems. This usually results from combinations of sulfates found in the air with excess ammonia. Sulfates have been linked to coughs and respiratory inflammations.</p>
<p>It has been proven that the correct use of these catalysts can be accredited for successfully removing 90% or more levels of these toxic gases. Various coal fired boilers in Virginia, which possess these catalyst systems, are capable of reducing the discharges by 60% to 65 %. On the other hand those fired by gas have managed to reduce more that 90%.</p>
<p>This system originally began in the United States with the Engelbert Corporation in 1957, by then it was not tested. This system then continued with developments in Japan and United States in the early &#8217;60s, where the research mainly focused on catalyst agents that were more durable and cost friendly. In 1978, the IHI Corporation installed the first system.</p>
<p>The catalysts are produced from different ceramic materials that are used as carriers. These include Titanium Oxide. Usually, the active catalytic components are either oxides obtained from base metals like vanadium, zeolites or from precious metals. Catalysts obtained from base metals may be cheap, but they are not durable once subjected to high thermal. Zeolite catalysts are capable of withstanding higher temperatures. Plate type can withstand extreme temperatures, but they are quite expensive.</p>
<p>Best content writer in association with Cormetech Inc., the leading producer of titania-based ceramic honeycomb catalyst for <a href="http://www.cormetech.com/nox-reduction.htm">NOx emissions</a> control and <a href="http://www.cormetech.com">NOx reduction</a> used in <a href="http://www.cormetech.com/selective-catalytic-reduction.htm">Selective Catalytic Reduction</a> (SCR) systems for air pollution control.</p>
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		<title>Steps To Choosing A Life Insurance Policy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Kirzno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the event of your sudden death would your family be able to survive and carry on financially? For many families, the loss of the main wage earner would be devastating. That is why so many people choose to get life insurance. This type of insurance is something that provides you a peace of mind that when you die, your family is going to be financially taken care of. Most insurance policies are not too horribly expensive, so getting a policy is something that can be affordable for almost anyone. The following will help you through the steps of deciding upon what type of policy you need and how to go about buying one.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the event of your sudden death would your family be able to survive and carry on financially? For many families, the loss of the main wage earner would be devastating. That is why so many people choose to get life insurance. This type of insurance is something that provides you a peace of mind that when you die, your family is going to be financially taken care of. Most insurance policies are not too horribly expensive, so getting a policy is something that can be affordable for almost anyone. The following will help you through the steps of deciding upon what type of policy you need and how to go about buying one.</p>
<p>Do You Need A Policy?<br />
Before you start figuring out what you need in a life insurance policy and start shopping for one you will need to determine if you even need a policy. Typically, anyone who is responsible for caring for another person or someone who has people they wish to ensure are cared for when they die will benefit from an insurance policy. If you are married or have children then an insurance policy is almost mandatory since you want to be sure they are not left in financial trouble when you die.</p>
<p>Choose the Type of Policy<br />
One of the first decisions that you will have to make about your life insurance policy is to choose either a term or whole life policy. A term policy offers coverage for a set time period. It does not have any cash value. In contrast a whole life policy offer permanent coverage and does carry a cash value.</p>
<p>When it comes to making your choice between term and whole life, you will want to ask yourself the following two questions. The answers will help you to see right away which type of policy is best for you:</p>
<p>Do you want the lowest priced option? If so, then choose a term policy.<br />
Do you want the option to borrow from your policy while you are still living? If so, then choose a whole life policy.</p>
<p>Decide On Your Coverage Amount<br />
You will have various different options in how much insurance coverage you carry. You should take your time in figuring out how much coverage you want. To decide you will want to consider the debts that you have and the financial burden that will come with your death. This can help you decide just how much insurance you need so that your family will be financially stable upon your death.</p>
<p>Once you have decided that you do need life insurance you can begin the process of deciding on what policy is best for you. Deciding if you want term or whole life and choosing the coverage amount are a great start. If you have the information then you can starts hopping around and talking to agents who will help you to find the right policy to suit your needs.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a quality <a href="http://best-insurance-agency.com/insurance-agency-miami">Miami Insurance Agency</a>, Fiesta Insurance offers the best service around. We help our clients understand exactly what type of insurance coverages are best and which ones are more suitable for them. Call our <a href="http://best-insurance-agency.com">Insurance Agency Miami</a> today. Fiesta Insurance is happy to help you with all of your insurance needs.</p>
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		<title>Spongebob T-Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kaitlin Summitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister is a huge Spongebob Square Pants fan. From pillows, wallpapers, stuffed toys, almost everything with that yellow eccentric cartoon character with a sadistic sense of humor, she has. Fans like her wouldn't stop at anything until their bunks are fully yellow with the merchandise. As a keen observer, I noticed that afficionados aim at always being transparent with their affections for the yellow square Nickelodeon dude, hence the Spongebob T-shirt.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sister is a huge Spongebob Square Pants fan. From pillows, wallpapers, stuffed toys, almost everything with that yellow eccentric cartoon character with a sadistic sense of humor, she has. Fans like her wouldn&#8217;t stop at anything until their bunks are fully yellow with the merchandise. As a keen observer, I noticed that afficionados aim at always being transparent with their affections for the yellow square Nickelodeon dude, hence the Spongebob T-shirt.</p>
<p>Spongebob T-shirts are ubiquitous in malls and clothing racks worldwide, albeit I can pretty much assume that there are patented shirts of this manufactured by Nickelodeon, of course. I can clearly recall that day my sister got her first fan shirt, which was certainly not her last, she was flabbergasted, psyched to her wits. She bought different styles that she would wear after school, at bed time, and roughly most of the time she was at home. It was crazy, but cute nonetheless. I&#8217;d rather not go in her room of course as the bright yellow hue of the cartoon hurts my eye.</p>
<p>When the maid would accidentally bleach her shirts, she&#8217;d be devastated. I simply can&#8217;t understand the rationale of fanatically wearing a shirt of some loony yellow sponge or much less decorating your room and buying everything in it. I can only thus analogically conclude that her passion is much like mine for wearing the brands I love. Maybe, it&#8217;s like wearing the Beatles which no matter how vintage it gets, it will always be fashionable. Maybe one day, it will be like wearing a Beatles shirt. No one really knows. I&#8217;ve seen so many people, young and old, donning these shirts.</p>
<p>They say he is physically cute for children and tots, while some say that the character&#8217;s humor is grown-up. I&#8217;m just getting used to the fact that he is appealing to everybody and is connecting with all sorts of people with his multi-faceted and multiple-identity-disorder kind of persona. In the end, I got a baby Sponge tee, the great thing, and possibly the only thing I really love about it, is the texture &#8211; the softness of the textile. Apart from that, I hated the two bulgy eyes sticking out in front. Then perhaps for my next shirt it will be a pink Patrick shirt, I don&#8217;t know anymore.</p>
<p>All this mania surrounding the sponge is making my brain throb like mad. But, all in all, theirs is, in fact, no better way to show your love by donning Mr. Square Pants himself as an intimate everyday piece of clothing, a shirt nonetheless. The T-shirt is rare and exclusively made for afficionados that come in more styles than the population of jellyfish in the whole of Bikini Bottom. Bright yellow like him, anemic blue like Squidward, or fleshy pink like Patrick, colors one, colors all.</p>
<p>Do you wish to commemorate a certain episode of this toon? Now you can with these shirts. Shipping is faster than you can say his name (within 24 hours). And for a few more bucks,should you want your shirt personalized, it is definitely possible. The shirts are made of 100% cotton and guarantee 100% customer-satisfaction.</p>
<p>Looking to find the best deal on a <a href='http://www.Spongebobtshirt.com'>spongebob t-shirt</a>, then visit this site to check out a <a href='http://www.Spongebobtshirt.com'>spongebob t-shirt</a> for your collection.</p>
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		<title>Water Damage &#8211; How Damaging Can It Be</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg Pierce</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We wake up everyday and expect to face a sunny or a cloudy day. It may rain or the sun can continue shining brightly. There are days when storm comes up which can sometimes be very destructive. However, the level of destruction that a storm can cause depends on how intense it is. We can expect heavy rains and minor environmental and human damage when a storm with a low intensity comes up.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We wake up everyday and expect to face a sunny or a cloudy day. It may rain or the sun can continue shining brightly. There are days when storm comes up which can sometimes be very destructive. However, the level of destruction that a storm can cause depends on how intense it is. We can expect heavy rains and minor environmental and human damage when a storm with a low intensity comes up.</p>
<p>When the storm has a heavier intensity, then amount of destruction that it can cause also increases both on the environment and in mankind. In fact, there are many areas around the world that are prone to flooding. Flooding can be due to poor sewage system in cities. The effects of flooding can be very devastating. These effects are not only felt during the time when it happened but it can last for a long period of time. These effects are visible in crops, trees, animals and of course in houses.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, man suffers from these negative effects. Seeing dead loved ones, pets, and other helpless creatures. There are children who lost their parents and just don&#8217;t know where to go. There are people who can only look at their investment just fade away. Many lose their business, their cars and their homes. The worst part, many will lose their lives.</p>
<p>The effects when we lose our loved ones are deeper than the effect of just losing a car or perhaps an investment. When flood takes human lives, those who are left suffer from another type of flood which can be summarized in one word &#8211; pain. The pain won&#8217;t fade with time, we only learn to live with it. The bitterness is permanent. Returning to what our lives were before the flood may be difficult because of the damage that it has caused to the environment. Nature surely is unpredictable. It can provide us with all great wonders but it can also cause a lot of destruction.</p>
<p>Flood has been with us ever since time started. However destructive it can be, we just have to learn that it&#8217;s all part of the cycle. Seeing flood this way can help survivors pick up the pieces and learn to live life again and continue to face the storms in the future.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.88855Terra.com">Water restoration Atlanta</a> can well be managed by companies dedicating themselves to restoring homes after debilitating storms and other natural phenomena. <a href="http://www.88855Terra.com">Water removal Atlanta</a> also offers home restoration services brought about by fire disasters and other occurrences that endanger lives and properties.</p>
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		<title>Finding A Great Joke Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>George Marlony</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to hone your skills as a joke teller, if you want to sharpen your wit and keep a nice database of great jokes for any occasion in your head, it's a wise decision to, well, do a little studying, you might say. You'd be surprised how many new ideas can come your way while just flipping through a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Blonde-Jokes-Funny-Clean/dp/0986600415/">humor book</a> or two. Here's how to start.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you wish to hone your skills as a joke teller, if you want to sharpen your wit and keep a nice database of great jokes for any occasion in your head, it&#8217;s wise to, well, do a little studying, you might say. You&#8217;d be surprised how many new ideas can come to you while just flipping through a <a target='_blank' href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Blonde-Jokes-Funny-Clean/dp/0986600415/">humor book</a> or two. Here&#8217;s where to start.</p>
<p>Classic Comics</p>
<p>The greats, the Rodney Dangerfields, the Don Rickles, have released some really excellent work in the humor literature market. These books are as good a place to start as any. Even outside of the joke books, you have great non-fiction like How to Tell Dirty Jokes and Influence People by the heavyweight Lennie Bruce. Anything written by Steven Wright is an instant classic as well.</p>
<p>Standard Joke Books</p>
<p>These can be pretty hit and miss, so you usually want to select a niche category to be able to find some good stuff. <a target='_blank' href="http://www.amazon.com/100-Blonde-Jokes-Funny-Clean/dp/0986600415/">100% Blond Jokes</a> is a pretty good one if you&#8217;re looking for a good book that has a lot of &#8220;Stupid People&#8221; material that you can reword to be about your duller friends, and is often cited as among the best in its niche.</p>
<p>Stand Up DVDs</p>
<p>Stand up comics on DVD are an easy way to study delivery. There are many rules to telling jokes, and all the greats follow them. First, recognize that you can&#8217;t be funny without funny material. Second, tell the joke to make others laugh, not just to hog the conversation, and third, a terrible comic can ruin a good joke, but a bad joke can rarely be saved unless your name is George Carlin or Richard Pryor. Just keep these basic rules in mind and you ought to do alright.</p>
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		<title>How Bongal Is Changing The World With Indian Takeaway</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hepworth</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We could talk all day about the beauty that is Bongal all day, it should be a must place visit for both new start companies and rich old men who like Indian takeaway delivered to them on a donkey or if they are really rich then a golden camel.</p>
<p>Bongal in Napal India it has transpired is now the most cost efficient location for a new start business to be based, due to the low tax rates and incredible climate it makes for a first choice destination for new start companies around the globe.</p>
<p>Only ten years ago a mud hut in down town Bongal was fetching 1 on the open market today the average price is still only 1.10 with high speed internet access powered by goat available for 12 hours a day and a local Indian takeaway on the corner of every road it&#8217;s a haven for playboys and millionaire business men from around the globe.</p>
<p>Social media marketing is high on the agenda for many new start up business in Bongal, since they got the internet back in 2009 communication in general is at an all time high, long gone have the days of sending a camel with a note attached to its head, now a days that camel sits in the sun under a golden monument the townsfolk of <a target='_blank' href="http://www.118menu.co.uk">bongal</a> have created in its honour for the 50 years of great service it has provided with its most excellent communication skills.</p>
<p>We could talk all day about the beauty that is Bongal all day, it should be a must place visit for both new start companies and rich old men who like Indian takeaway delivered to them on a donkey or if they are really rich then a golden camel.</p>
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		<title>Check Out These Funny Pics Of Random People Doing Stupid Things.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marty Laughman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anybody that may be searching for an excellent laugh at point throughout the day can rely on humorous photos of individuals to do the trick. With only the push of the mouse you possibly can have a quick break at the job or unwind following a long, tough day with some in the most amusing pictures of folks observed on the Internet. An individual may be surprised exactly how quick it truly is to let the worries go when there is a great deal to laugh at in a single site.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anybody that may be searching for an excellent laugh at point throughout the day can rely on humorous photos of individuals to do the trick. With only the push of the mouse you possibly can have a quick break at the job or unwind following a long, tough day with some in the most amusing pictures of folks observed on the Internet. An individual may be surprised exactly how quick it truly is to let the worries go when there is a great deal to laugh at in a single site.</p>
<p>The site exhibits several several thoughts as well as captions to go with most with the photos uncovered for the web page, quite a few that were truly submitted by site visitors towards the site which lends a complete new element for the process. From amusing photos of toddlers which have been caught doing some thing yucky or just plain comical, to funny pictures of pets and their shenanigans, there is anything found for the site that ought to be able to make any person smile once they observe what is available.</p>
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<p>What&#8217;s more is that the web site pays site visitors for posting their very own amusing photographs of men and women! That&#8217;s right- you are able to submit your personal funny pics that millions of folks around the world can see, and in return you may win a monthly cash prize. The website chooses and rewards the funniest photographs submitted by visitors each and each month.</p>
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		<title>Motivational Speakers Help Businesses Boost Sales Numbers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Daniels</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tim Clue Smart, funny people who are capable of &#8220;keeping &#8216;em laughin&#8217;,&#8221; even while delivering tough news or educational messages, are also known as corporate comedians or motivational speakers. These entertainers have the know-how to teach sales techniques effectively with a delivery method that keeps an audience listening, engaged and absorbing everything being said &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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<p>Smart, funny people who are capable of &#8220;keeping &#8216;em laughin&#8217;,&#8221; even while delivering tough news or educational messages, are also known as corporate comedians or motivational speakers. These entertainers have the know-how to teach sales techniques effectively with a delivery method that keeps an audience listening, engaged and absorbing everything being said &#8211; almost subliminally.</p>
<p>Every business relies on some form of sales or promotions to survive. Those businesses that have teams, whether in-house or on the road, whether B2B (business-to-business) or B2C (business-to-consumer), must keep their people on top of their game. Even internet-based businesses must rely on promotions and advertising to succeed and profit.</p>
<p>Savvy business owners or managers with active sales teams know that regardless of the economy, every sales person or team will hit a rut periodically. Numbers will drop, calls will fail to result in closed sales, and too often the competition will beat your team to new prospects, or get to your client just before a contract is ready for renewal.</p>
<p>Successful businesses hold periodic meetings and will talk business, trends, and of course, recognize the big producers. Regardless of prior production levels, this is always a great opportunity to hold classes to ensure your team is up on all the latest techniques.</p>
<p>Anyone who makes a living by selling has heard it all before, or so they think. The truth is that there are new techniques being introduced periodically, and successful sales people will often be able to offer success tips that might never have been covered in prior training. When a new technique or tip is offered in the form of a joke or game, it is remembered longer, and used more effectively.</p>
<p>The most effective speakers are those who have been in sales themselves. If they are successful, this is a good indication that they understand this world very well. Corporate entertainers are usually experts at motivation, replacing negative attitudes with positive ones, creating enthusiasm, and offering advice and proven techniques. The truth is that anyone in a slump is anxious for new techniques or tips to get some good momentum going.</p>
<p>According to studies that have been conducted, sales talks and training sessions that include entertaining motivational speakers have teams leaving these sessions highly motivated. They are ready to try new techniques and almost chafing at the bit to take on the next customer. Regardless of the state of the economy, corporate entertainers end up being money well spent for businesses.</p>
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<p>Stephen Daniels is an acclaimed <a href="http://blog.netbiz.com">NetBiz SEO 2.0</a> researcher. If you need a comedian for your event, he recommends <a href="http://www.timclue.com">corporate entertainer</a> and communications consultant Tim Clue. With a decade of college teaching experience and a double master&#8217;s in communication and performance, Tim has entertained clients for over 20 years.</p>
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		<title>Mark Cella Is The Greatest Man To Have Ever Lived</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 15:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Cella</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Mark Cella &#8211; Who is this infamous man?</b></p>
<p>His charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it. Years ago he built a city out of blocks, today over six hundred thousand people live and work there. He is the only man to ever ace a rorschach test.</p>
<p>His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man&#8217;s entire body. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.</p>
<p><b>Mark Cella is the Greatest Man to Have Ever Lived</b></p>
<p>He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken. He&#8217;s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. His organ donation card also lists his beard. He has never used lip balm.</p>
<p>Mark Cella wouldn&#8217;t be afraid to show his feminine side, if he one. His mother has a tattoo that reads &#8220;Son&#8221;. He has served as the best man for grooms he&#8217;s never met.</p>
<p><b>Mark Cella is the Most Exciting Man to Have Ever Lived</b></p>
<p>If he were to create a maze garden, it would be the cause of more missing people than the Burmuda Triangle. His to do list could win a Pulitzer. If he says it will cost an arm and a leg, it will.</p>
<p>I almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion was that my thing was that my beard caused too much wind resistance. I could have shaved it, except nah, I wouldn&#8217;t have. Anyway the women, they seem to like it.</p>
<p>I was the featured guest at a charity bachelor auction that very night. It seems that I recall that I brought in over 13 million lire that very night which was quite a large sum at that time.</p>
<p>In my opinion <b>Mark Cella</b> is the Greatest, or Most Interesting Man to Have Ever Lived.</p>
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		<title>Comedies From The Past Decade That Had Me Uncontrollably Laughing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Palmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the past few years there have been some brilliant comedies. Funny movies are tough to predict at the box office, because so much of it depends on word of mouth and star power does not always equal a hit. It has to be the right combination of script writing, directing, casting and positive buzz.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over the past few years there have been some brilliant comedies. Funny movies are tough to predict at the box office, because so much of it depends on word of mouth and star power does not always equal a hit. It has to be the right combination of script writing, directing, casting and positive buzz.</p>
<p>The following are some films that have incorporated all these things over the past decade, and subsequently were some of the funniest movies to be released.</p>
<p>If you have not seen The Hangover, then you are missing out. The script is nothing new (think Dude, Where&#8217;s My Car?), however the execution is brilliant. This movie served as breakout roles for both Bradley Cooper and Zach Galafinakis. The sequel is supposed to hit theatres in 2011.</p>
<p>When it comes to comedy, one of the biggest names over the past decade is Judd Apatow. Whether he is directing, producing or writing the script, his movies have for the most part performed extremely well. Knocked Up is a film of his that I really enjoy, because while it is very funny, it also tackles serious subject matter and manages to find a great balance.</p>
<p>Another incredibly funny movie that has no doubt achieved cult classic status is Anchorman. Will Ferrell was incredible in this film, and this movie probably has more memorable lines than any comedy in recent memory. People just love to quote Ron Burgundy.</p>
<p>Another awesome film was Role Models. Sean William Scott has been relatively quiet since his role as Stiffler (even though he has definitely gotten work), but this film was a breath of fresh air. Paul Rudd is always hilarious and this duo was great to watch as mentors for troubled youngsters.</p>
<p>Wedding Crashers is another film that I find hilarious. For some reason, any time this film is on, I cannot seem to turn it off. Even if its five minutes in and it&#8217;s late on a work night, I still feel the need to watch this one.</p>
<p>So this is the list for now. I will have to reevaluate after the summer season is over, although Funny People definitely did not make the cut.</p>
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